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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

Thought this was gonna be a cute relationship story.

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A Parent’s Worst Fear.

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

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Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

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coochiepebble:

You can be an ap honor student and still be dumb as hell

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intensional:

where do i get one of the troye sivan “trxye” sweaters they look so cozy i want one

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krriissppyy:

Laughing too hard at my own jokes.

krriissppyy:

Laughing too hard at my own jokes.

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